Theres No Too Soon If Time Is Relative

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[Verse]
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I don't feel like movin'

Don't feel like talkin'
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I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
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I barely feel like rollin'

There's no way I'm rockin'
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I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey

[Chorus]
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When I saw him on TV
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I thought he looked crazy
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Then my friend told me that he's just really lazy
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So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
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He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime

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[Verse]
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I wanna be like Stephen

So I'm gonna walk uneven
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And havin' trouble breathin'
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Hey, hey, hey

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I'm gonna live by gravitational law

I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw
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And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
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Hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]
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But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
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It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
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I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag

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But then I learned the tail was a tube
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'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag

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[Bridge]

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Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
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You give me somethin' to believe in
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Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em
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I think he might have melted in a wax museum

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Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
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Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?
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Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
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You give us all a super creepy feelin'